What have I used the Axiom jeans for?
- being a ninja
- bear baiting
- slam poetry
- the Doppler Effect
- hipster endeavors
- stretchier than Jane Fonda
- comfy like a baby duck
- stylish like a well-tailored vest as worn by David Tennant or Simon Baker
- No velcro quick-release
If you could have a working jetpack or a light-sabre, which would you pick? If you picked jetpack, you'll love these pants, because you are a badass. If you picked light-sabre, you'll also love these pants, because you are a badass. If you thought "that question is irrelevant to the review of the perforamcen of these pants, and in any case the development of either an operational jetpack or light-sabre is implausible given current world energy generation technology", then these pants probably aren't' for you. Peace!
Dom has spent a few years with Mountain Equipment, floating between Chatswood and the City stores like a loose lily in an amber stream. Half Ninja, half honey-badger, half poet-laureate, he's 1.5x the outdoorsman. He enjoys climbing, hiking, canyoning, mountain biking, and carrying heavy packs uphill through the snow, barefoot, carrying a wasp's nest in his teeth. Dom's future will see him settling down to a quiet life of Sudoku and taxidermy, but until then, there is gnar to be shreddeth. Quote: "The first rule of climbing: Looking Good."